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Me and Walkie Talike - 1 (Firsts)

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Well this had to happen someday, the end, the conclusion, the finishing line, the last drop of the thirsty vessel (plz read the last metaphor again, as it makes no sense).

So what to write about now… well I thought rather than putting down conversation again (although I love that style of writing) why not answer some questions. (esp for madhu whose been patiently asking for it times and again)… so this the post number one… the firsts…

The pic:



The first time I saw her

Ground floor; near the lift. She looked shy, quiet and bit dumb too. Her eyes were beautiful. I never stopped glancing at them. (then in few secs I met her again, at 1st floor when she got off the lift… I thought what a lazy gal, taking lift for just a floor. Must really hate walking…)

The first time I talked to her

About 3-4 days after the first time I saw her. Surprisingly, it was raining outside. She was waiting for the rain to get over, I walked besides her, asked “Waiting for the rain to get over?” she smiled… and like the ass that I am, replied “well I’m off” and I walked away with my umbrella which could have easily accommodated both of us.

The first time she talked to me

A day later. I was practicing metal songs on my guitar. On acounstic they sound horrible no matter what. Guess the walls weren’t thick enough.
KNOCK KNOCK. “Hi! Could you keep the music down a bit?”
“Sorry, it’s a guitar, only one volume level…”
“Hmm, in that case, could you atleast play something more romantic” and she walked away. I stood at the door for few secs only thinking one thought, “her eyes look beautiful…”

The first date


Well already posted, the bhutta wala incident... here. That’s the official first date. No contest there.

The first date that I was aware of beforehand

Well, the next one. Nothing flashy. A small trip to the link road in the evening. A gr8 walk after which the nightly hours were spent shopping in Inorbit mall.

The first fight

Not really. Before things got so out of hand, either a sorry or something smart ass statement would come up. Usually we’d just laugh it all off.

The first shopping I did for her


No one can predict this in their lifetime. She was out of talk time and so just for her, Hutch ka 10 ka chota recharge without telling her. Her face was glowing with happiness when she got a free recharge without paying… she’s yet to know it was me but why ruin the smile, right?

The first feeling of closeness

I was watching Australian open 2009 replay on TV. She was just getting bored and bugging me. Then she points at Novak Djokovic and says ‘I don’t like him’. That was the first time I felt close to her, similar to her.

The first I love you moment

Well it wasn’t really what it was. Dunno how many countless times this has occurred around the world, I said “I love u 2 (the band)”, she replied “same here dear” then silence… long long silence… no discussion about till ages

The first laugh
and The first clumsy moment

It was supposed to be a date. I was there all ready and knocked her door, she in her pajamas wondering wassup… “the date?” “isn’t it 2morrow?” “you said it was Tuesday” “really, I thought it was Wednesday” … just then we overhear on TV “Welcome to BBC world news on the rainy Mumbai Monday Morning…” We laughed, smiled and went back home.

The first tear

Nothing on my side, but she did shed few the day before she left. It was quiet, it was pure. No one spoke for quite a time.

The first kiss

Sorry, never happened. We were too busy having fun and talking. Yes we wanted each other to shut up, but this idea never came up. DARN IT!

The future

What future? It was a fling right from the beginning. Nobody was serious about it. I needed entertainment, she wanted someone to time pass. We just met under circumstances and jelled well. We never even knew each other surnames, just the first names. We never shared our home phone number nor any email id. When she left, the relationship ended with that…

The next meet

Dunno when’s that happening. With me leaving for better education, unlikely we’ll ever meet again.

The final say

It was beautiful. It was a pleasure. It started with a smile and ended with a smile. Only thought that remained persisted all the while was ‘She has beautiful eyes”

Neel asks:
can she tutor me on how u BURN u ?


Nope. She only knows as my guitar friend and she doesn’t like someone else out-witting me. She believed that this was her thing which I guess she would have not like to share. Still, if I meet her, I’ll ask her.

Madhu asks:
Who is this walkie talkie?


Walkie Talkie is a fictional character I wrote about based on my experiences of this year. It was fun to express myself without letting much (rather anything) out. The pics are of a frnd who’s portrait shots I took on her request. Few of my friends know her. Her name beings with N. rest is not for me to tell.

Orange orders:
come up with more seasons…


I’ll try too but I do not really want to write too much on romantics. I wanna write a bit about common sense and non sense for few times, then I’ll surely write some more.

Any more questions… do write…

As for the newbies who haven’t read the rest.. links below… (opens in new window)


so, how did you find the whole of the series? lemme know all that you thought about it.


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A Song Not Meant For Copenhagen

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Warning: if u do not know hindi, you might not get the post... sorry but due to exams don't have enough time to translate..


everybody knows the Copenhagen Summit and what's it all about .. if not, click here.

everybody knows the importance of it... but while I was going through my song list when I came across this song and I oh so dearly wish that none of the officials over there sing it or adhere to its aura...

touchwood...

the song, I'm talking about...





yep... its  

KOI KAHE 
from DIL CHATA HAI


why?? check the lyrics.. especially the ones in bold..

Koi kahe, kehta rahe kitna bhi humko deewana
Koi kahe, kehta rahe kitna bhi humko deewana
Hum logon ki thokar mein hai yeh zamaana

Jab saaz hai, aawaaz hai, phir kis liye hichkichaana
Jab saaz hai, aawaaz hai, phir kis liye hichkichaana
Oh, gaayenge hum apne dilon ka taraana

Bigade duniya, bigadne bhi do
Jhagade duniya, jhagadne bhi do
Lade jo duniya, ladne bhi do, hum apni dhun gaao


Duniya roothe, roothne do
Bandhan toote, tootne do
Koi chhoote, chhootne do, na ghabraao


Hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana
Hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana

Aankhon mein hain bijliyaan, saanson mein toofaan hai
Darr kya hai aur haar kya, hum isse anjaan hai
Hamaare liye hi to hai aasmaan aur zameen
Sitaarein bhi hum tod lenge, hamein hai yakeen
Ambar se hai aage hamaara thikaana

Hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana

Sapnon ka jo des hai, haan hum vahin hain pale
Thode se dil phenk hai, thode se hai mann chale

Jahan bhi kahe apna jaadu dikhaate rahe
Mohabbat haseenon ko aksar sikhaate rahe
Aaye hamein dil aur neendein churaana
Hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana
Koi kahe, kehta rahe kitna bhi humko deewana
Koi, kehta, kitna bhi humko deewana
Oh, hum logon ki thokar mein hai yeh zamaana
Oh, jab saaz hai, aawaaz hai, phir kis liye hichkichaana
Jab saaz hai, aawaaz hai, phir kis liye hichkichaana
Oh, gaayenge hum apne dilon ka taraana
Bigade duniya, bigadne bhi do
Jhagade duniya, jhagadne bhi do
Lade jo duniya, ladne bhi do, hum apni dhun gaao
Duniya roothe, roothne do
Bandhan toote, tootne do
Koi chhoote, chhootne do, na ghabraao
Hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana
Oh, hum hain naye, andaaz kyoon ho puraana 


but unfortunately, the charm of Aamir Khan Movies has gotten to them and most likely, most of them (if not all) will be singing this song... proof here.


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Me and Walkie Talike - 2 (The Date)

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Walkie Talkie: So where r we going?

Me: To this bhutta walla. (Raw Corn Delicacy in India… u shud try it out)

Walkie Talkie: Is he any good?

Me: Nope! I’m just planning to torture you.

[she gives a nervous laugh then calms herself and with with big round …lemme add sexy too… eyes]

Walkie Talkie : why me?



Me: Just like that

Walkie Talkie: You’re mean

Me: You’re average

She makes a straight face and almost walks away… had to hold her hand to stop her

Me: Kidding. You’re beautiful

[still straight face… needs more buttering]

Me: You’re magnificent

[a smirk appears but quickly fades… ]

Me: You’re brilliant…amazing… the star of the century…glorious… splendid… marvelo…

Walkie Talkie: OKAY OKAY!! I got it, now where’s this butta wala…

Me: We walked right pass him when I called you magnificent

[the straight face is back … CRAP!!]

Me: you’re beautiful… magnificent…

Walkie Talkie: Shut up. I’m not that gullible

[me to myself SHIT!!]

Walkie Talkie: Let’s go home, I’m not hungry…

Me: Okay

We turned around and it was some turn around…

Walkie Talkie: So how many gals have u dated so far?

Me: Umm.. aboout 17-18

Walkie Talkie: What?? Ur such a...

Me: huh? so what? none of them went the distance

Walkie Talkie: well its good that way.

Me: It is?


Walkie Talkie: Yeah. That way you wouldn't have been able to increase you're numbers.

Me: Its increasing??

Walkie Talkie: Yea. Now that you're dating me!

Me: I am?

Walkie Talkie: [gives out a laugh and then] Yes Idiot!

Me: Cool!

We walked home together…hand in hand… and at times her foot even stepped on mine… heels are painful for everybody…

NOTE: if u wanna know anything about walkie talkie... this is right time to ask... all Q's will be answered in the next post which will also be the last in the series...


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Me and Walkie Talike - 3 (The Name)

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Her: So many nicknames? I’ve lost the count

Me: 38

Her: You know the count?

Me: I’m a geek, remember

Her: Bet you even noted down all of them somewhere

Me: [Nodded yes and gave a small smile]

Her: [laughs… out loud]

Her: So, what about others?

Me: what about them?

Her: Do they have nicknames too?

Me: Most of them.

Her: Most?

Me: okay, all of them, not all are good.

Her: What about me?

Me: [Sigh] hmm

Her: I want to know my nick name

Me: Sure?

Her: Yes.

Me: Cofident?

Her: Yes

Me: Lock kiya jaaye? [Refer: KBC]

Her: [Stares for half a sec] SHUT UP.

I just did what she asked. The silence was magnificent, enjoyable, loveable but momentary. After few secs…

Her: MY NICKNAME! NOW!

Me: I haven’t thought of it yet? [shouldn’t have said that]

Her: Huh?

[the rage was about to start. Had to make amends. FAST]

Me: You’re too beautiful to be described in just one word.

[BINGO! YATZEE! So on… 

...but too soon]

Her: Use two words then.

Me:[internally saying ‘DOH!’ but externally]7 hmmm, what do you love? I mean other than me.

Her: Lol, don’t get ahead of your self. [Silence for few moments]
         ummmm [mmm for few moments]
         I like to walk [My legs regretted that later].
         I like to talk [I began to regret that from now on]
         ummmm [mmm for few moments. Had to step in…]

Me: WALKIE TALKIE

Her: what??

Me: your nickname.


Silence grips the universe. You can hear the pin drop, the leaves rustle, the wind blow, the upcoming slum dog peeing in the gutter…

Silence still after two mins, her eyes staring deep in my eyes, Deep Deep Deep in my eyes. Literally saying ‘how dare you say that’

The silence was getting longer. I was about to get bored and move on then she says the magic words…


Walkie Talkie: Don’t ever call me that again.

Me: hmmm, Sure. [The devil in my laughs]

I lied!! MUHUHAHAHA


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Stand up Be counted

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I wont talk about the pigs that arrived the ravaged and glorify them like the media.

I wont talk about the martyrs to adore them for the day and forget all that they perished for, the very next day.

I wont talk about the corrupts and incapable in the society for which I'm equally responsible.

I wont whine about how everything is wrong.

I wont say "I'm in hell and I'm helpless"

I wont join the cause, light a candle; only to forget it when something more engaging comes up.

I wont goad others to do the needful and wait for them to finish.

"Stand up. Be counted. Make the change. Live the life you wanted"
or Shut Up,Roll Over and Die.


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